droopyeyess:

mattwt:

*presses button*

*SMASHES HE BUTTON*

droopyeyess:

mattwt:

*presses button*

*SMASHES HE BUTTON*

(via knbootys)

colin-fucking-morgan:

thagirlwhocan:

jjlj13:

lumos5000:

lumos5000:

lumos5000:

peenchesters:

can you document the exact moment your life started going downhill?

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i can

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me too

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can’t forget this one

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nothing is more accurate.

(Source: ughsammy, via running-hunting-deducing)

mrmosebooty:

Kagaao where kagami is seme and aomine is forever uke is the perfect kagaao.

apolkadotnerd:

captainfluffy38:

mareeps:

still not sure what exactly math is

numbers and tears

then as you progress they add letters and hatred

(Source: neptunain, via heichou-wings)

a-flairforthedramatics:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

fit-healthy-marion:

fitisfashion:

the truest comic ever

love

yes 
this is perfection

I was not expecting the last one

(Source: symphonyofawesomeness, via sailing-on-ss-stylinson)

deadlydinos:

When straight men are like “but if I share a locker room with a gay guy he might look at me!”

Okay leaving aside the fact that gay doesn’t mean attracted to you

And gay doesn’t mean “lacking in any sort of human decency or inability to prevent staring”

DOES THE THOUGHT OF SOMEONE LOOKING AT YOU IN A SEXUAL WAY, EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE NOT TRYING TO BE SEXUAL, MAKE YOU SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE MY STRAIGHT MALE FRIEND?

DOES IT

DOES

IT

(via peterhaleyeah)

hemmimgs:

omegleofficial:

sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

wait for it

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(via ossricchau)

the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer

(via nao-chan-san)

(Source: memewhore, via peterhaleyeah)

myrorschachtest:

ladysecho:

thrannduil:

Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass. And then you see it…White shores, and beyond. A far green country under a swift sunrise.

Rest in peace Blanco, who played Shadowfax in Lord of the Rings ♥ 1989 - 2014

Please help donate to Blanco’s medical expenses here.

NO, NO, NO!

So sad :(.

(via horsesfuckyeah)

(Source: kuroros, via aominediggity)

bebop-bang:

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

Captivating.

bebop-bang:

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

Captivating.

(Source: deersugar)

eli-lawliet:

Jizz in my pants (8)